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$pencil[What is the full version of your uncle’s dog’s name?]
[[Jameson Johnson.->jamesonjohnson]] $a[He was named after one of my uncle's best friends on the police force. They met shortly after he moved into Drydenne. They both hate foldout furniture and eat way too much beef jerky while patrolling. Jameson painted the ugly modern art square we have up in the hallway. I kind of hate it. The ironic gilt frame was a good touch, though.]
[[Jim Jackson.->jimjackson]] $a[He was named after one of the teachers on the PTA that Joshua is close to. He helps run the kindergarten class’ fundraisers, since he’s got a wicked good hand at making meringues. Personally, I think those are just expensive air puffs, but Joshua always ends up buying way too many because he adores them and can’t be bothered to whip up his own by hand. I keep telling him to just buy a hand mixer, but he’s weird about that sort of thing.]
[[There isn't one.->q2]] $a[He’s just a little weirdo who goes by initials. We all knew a kid like that growing up: TJ, AJ, etc. My uncle is always changing the story on what it’s short for, but people who know him know the truth of the matter. I think it is kind of funny watching straight and narrow Joshua lie blatantly to people, though.]
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$a[Can you get the hell out of my business? Seriously, Uncle Joshua, if you’re snooping around my phone, fuck off. Just ask like a normal human being over dinner or something.
And if you’re one of those snots at school, I’ll break open your jaw.]
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$a[What kind of stupid ass fake name is Jim Jackson. It literally sounds like a brand of beef jerky, or something. Stop going through my shit, you absolute freak. I’m going to find out, so you’d better put my phone back where it came from, or God help you.]
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$p[What does your tattoo mean?]
[[Nothing.->nomeaning]] $a[What do I look like to you, some pretentious snot who actually cares about the definition and meanings behind what really amounts to a full body art piece? If it looks good, that’s all that matters. I’m not a walking, talking English assignment. Got enough of that with Hamlet and Macbeth.]
[[Salt.->salt]] $a[You’d have to be an idiot to not get one of the most fundamental wards on your body. It’s easy, broadly applicable, and you can never have enough of it when you’re fussing around the kitchen with your uncle or whatever. Show me a supernatural entity that actually enjoys salt. You can’t. Unless you’re counting horses or whatever, they’re pretty bizarre. You can’t trust an animal that walks on it’s toes.]
[[Iron.->iron]] $a[It’s back to basics. Call it a little piece of family tradition. You’d be hard pressed to find something around Drydenne that tolerates a fistful of this to the face, or an enchanted right uppercut to the jawbone after touching it. Plus, it lends itself nicely to the design aesthetics.]
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$a[Are you kidding me? I wouldn’t get a massive tattoo on prime body real estate if it didn’t mean anything. You have to be utilitarian about yourself when you’re delving headfirst into the supernatural. Seriously, if you didn’t already figure that out just based on the context of my hobbies, you’re an idiot. I expected better from you, Joshua. You’re always on the damn forums. Stop peeking into my phone! The rest of you don’t have an excuse either, they literally forward pertinent posts to people’s phones these days.]
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$a[Does the word salt literally look like it has an O anywhere in it? Uncle Joshua, I may actually have to take you to the eye doctor in town with Irene or whatever the next time they zap her in the face with the buggy goggles to tell her if she needs to finally get corrective lenses or if she’s still cruising out here with near perfect vision despite looking like a mantid.]
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$p[What is the name of your last crush?]
[[Moriah.->moriah]] $a[We ran in the same circles. I guess it kind of just happens, when you’re next door neighbours with someone and fall into similar hobbies. Some people shy away from interacting with the supernatural, only letting it encroach on their lives when the other chooses to invade. That’s stupid. Why wouldn’t you try to learn about it ahead of time, to keep yourself safe when it matters? She understood that. ]
[[Catherine.->q4]] $a[I know, very funny- trust me, I’m aware of the whole stereotypical bad boy falls in love with the good girl trope. The whole accoutrement of getting into fist fights on their behalf and giving them rides home at night long after daddy said for her to come back still apply. Guess what, I’m a bad girl, so it doesn’t count as being cliche. I didn’t think I’d fall in love with the preacher’s daughter either, but shit happens. She’s a weird bastard, but I can’t help but be fond of my weird bastard.]
[[Samantha.->sam]] $a[She’s the only actual other alternative kid in this godforsaken town. So she’s a little maudlin about the poetry she recites, and she refuses to admit that my one coat true black nail polish and lipstick holy grail combinations are better than hers, but you give someone else a little more leeway when you’re desperate for someone else who isn't a pastel nightmare.]
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$a[I bet you think you’re clever, having gone through all of my posts and tried to tally up common names dropped here and there and crunching in the one that seems to be the most probable. No, I didn’t. We weren’t even remotely in touch, despite being next door neighbours. Her family didn’t want to even look at me, after the accident.]
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$a[Yeah, Uncle Joshua, and literally all of the normies in this town- I know you think Sam and I are an item, but we’re both best friends. Imagine the disaster that would be if I broke up literally the only other person who doesn’t wear nightmarish Easter egg colours year round or break into the use of casual bible verses. Even the lord couldn’t help me there.]
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$p[NAME:] $a[Catherine Hope DeAugustine]
$p[BIRTHDAY:] $a[November 25 2001]
$p[MEDICAL CONDITIONS:] $a[Sleepwalker]
$p[ALLERGIES & REACTIONS:] $a[N/A (That I’m aware of)]
$p[MEDICATIONS:] $a[Clonazepam]
$p[BLOOD TYPE:] $a[AB+]
$p[WEIGHT:] $a[90lbs]
$p[HEIGHT:] $a[4’11]
$p[EMERGENCY CONTACTS:] $a[Anthony DeAugustine (Biological Father), Maxwell Alexander (Stepfather)]
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$p[NAME:] $a[Joshua Farran Cavello]
$p[BIRTHDAY:] $a[August 2 1977]
$p[MEDICAL CONDITIONS:] $a[PTSD]
$p[ALLERGIES & REACTIONS:] $a[N/A]
$p[MEDICATIONS:] $a[Prazosin]
$p[BLOOD TYPE:] $a[O-]
$p[WEIGHT:] $a[180lbs]
$p[HEIGHT:] $a[6’2]
$p[EMERGENCY CONTACTS:] $a[Irene Fletcher (Police Partner), Anthony DeAugustine (Best Friend), Amie Cavello (Niece)]
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$p[NAME:] $a[Anthony ??? DeAugustine]
$p[BIRTHDAY:] $a[June 13 1977]
$p[MEDICAL CONDITIONS:] $a[Depression, Complex Grief]
$p[ALLERGIES & REACTIONS:] $a[Iron? Hawberries? Possibly St. John’s Wort]
$p[MEDICATIONS:] $a[Desipramine]
$p[BLOOD TYPE:] $a[B+]
$p[WEIGHT:] $a[130lbs]
$p[HEIGHT:] $a[5’7]
$p[EMERGENCY CONTACTS:] $a[Maxwell Alexander (Husband(?), Joshua Cavello (Best Friend), Catherine DeAugustine (Biological Daughter)]
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$a[Your dad said yea]
$c[oh awesome!! i was kind of worried dad would be fussy because i dont really have a lot of friends so going outside is kind of unusual for me lol? i mean me and taffy go sit on the marina sometimes but i dont normally go for walks out around town on my own, and i dont go to highschool or anything because dad and pops homeschool me and taffy]
$a[Yr cat goes 2 school]
$a[?]
$c[well it’s not real school silly, like i just said, we’re homeschooled. but yes, taffy helps out with bible study! he has his own little cat copy so he can paw at it when im reading mine so he leaves me alone when im annotating, haha. miss tony sends over packets and stuff too to help with the things dad or pops arent so great at teaching, but dads really good with numbers so maths okay, and i can do arts and crafts on my own.]
$a[Right]
$a[Dudes a CFO I damn well hope hes good at numbers x)]
$a[Cat bible. So its small or something]
$c[yup! it’s super tiny and it has taffy’s name in the front pages because father alexander customized it for taffy, and it has a little bookmark ribbon with a bead and a tassel in case he gets bored so he can entertain himself instead of yowling his head off while im doing my homework! hes very thoughtful, the father always thinks about that kind of thing.]
$a[Thats kind of cute ngl]
$c[it is! taffy is SUPER adorable.]
$a[Ye hes the little round grey cat of our hearts for a reason. Captivating]
$a[Anyways Ill come pick u up at like 6? is 6 ok]
$c[six works perfectly, we’ll probably be finished dinner and father alexander will have gone back to the church to hold like, evening mass by then!]
$a[K ttyl]
$a[<3]
$c[<3]
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$a[Yo smelly]
$j[At work.]
$a[K whatever Im just letting you know Ill be home late tonight]
$a[Going over 2 my girls house]
$a[We’re heading over to the mines lol]
$a[I know youre not going to see these until later because youre a total SQUARE who actually keeps his phone off of him while hes on duty]
$a[Who even has two devices. They didnt even give you that and no one else I know on the Pd uses 2. Its not the law or anything to have to have a personal and work phone. Weird flex stinky]
$a[Anyways ill be back before midnight probably gotta drop her off and then head back home you know how it be]
$a[Love you]
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$d[And you’ll have my daughter home before midnight?]
$a[Yes Sir]
$a[Promise to keep her safe. You know that I have experience navigating the mines]
$a[Wont think of doing deep]
$a[Going*]
$a[Just to the surface level and back out]
$d[And you’ll bring everything that the Father tells you to?]
$a[Whatever he says and my own bugout kit yes]
$a[Its just that Caties been wanting to go and Id rather it be with someone who knows their way around the place]
$a[Itd be safer if it was me or Sylvester and she doesnt want to bother her so it wouldnt be a bother for me to escort her down Sir]
$d[I've been following your forum posts for a number of years, Amie.]
$a[Uh. Have you]
$d[Yes.]
$a[Swear we wont go anywhere dangerous I know how to hold my own against lots of the usuals and how to steer clear]
$a[Ill take her to the abandoned employees quarters and the top level buildings those are safer and shell still be entertained]
$d[Then I don’t see a problem with you taking my daughter out for the night.]
$a[Thank God]
$d[But bring her back before her curfew Amie, you hear?]
$a[Yessir]
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$a[Is there a dresscode]
$d[Pardon?]
$a[For your dinner]
$d[I wasn’t aware that I was hosting any dinners. Is this a charity event?]
$d[I should have been alerted by my personal assistant if there was a change in my schedule.]
$d[Did your uncle send you to deliver the news on behalf of the PD?]
$a[What]
$a[No I mean for when we have dinner at your place]
$a[Catie said I could come]
$a[Meet the rents and all]
$d[That makes more sense.]
$d[No, there isn't a dress code.]
$d[...]
$d[Amie, you’ve been over for dinner before. You two practically grew up together. Relax. It’s as much of your home as it is Catherine’s.]
$a[K but Ive never been over there as her GIRLFRIEND bossman]
$d[Touché.]
$d[Just come clean and neat, if you need guidelines.]
$a[Roger that man]
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$a[Dont like embarrass me K]
$j[Is this about the family dinner coming up?]
$a[Yeah what else would it be about stanky]
$j[Amie, I wouldn’t dream of it.]
$a[Cannae tell if yr being ironic]
$j[Genuinely.]
$j[Catherine’s a sweet girl. Her father is my best friend.]
$j[This could be something good for the both of you.]
$j[Who knows, she might even mellow you out a little.]
$a[Mellow aint even a word in my dictionary mister man i simply go full tilt or not at all]
$a[;p]
$j[LOL.]
$j[I love you very much. I have to get back to work now, but I’ll be home in time before the movie reruns.]
$a[K]
$a[Love you too]
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$a[Any big birthday plans?]
$j[It’s a little early to be worried about those, isn't it?]
$a[Yeah yeah just checking]
$j[Do you have something planned?]
$a[Maybe]
$a[Not getting an answer y/n out of me either way. I know how to play the interrogation game]
$j[They go on easy on you because they know you’re my niece.]
$a[News to me half the fuckers think Im your baby lol]
$j[You are my baby, Amie. It’s just that you’re also my niece.]
$a[Omg shut up yr literally embarrassing]
$a[Baby this baby that. Am baby]
$a[Anyways you better keep your books open bcuz I might possibly (This is not confirmation) have potentially maybe some fun plans that may or may not involve fire]
$j[Alarming, but I’ll keep my schedule clear.]
$j[You know that I rarely do much for the day regardless.]
$a[Ya ya whatever its good to be sure of things u know. Best to be prepared and not taken off guard or whatever]
$j[I understand. It’s thoughtful of you to ask.]
$j[Lunch is over. I’ll see you tonight. Love you.]
$a[Love u 2 even if you are but a uniformed rat lol]
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$a[Hows the head]
$c[i still look like when babies get the mumps! with the whole fabric twist around their heads and icepacks around their poofy little hamster cheeks and theyre all grumbly? but the ice helped, it doesnt hurt as much. youre really good with your hands! :-)]
$a[Good thats good. You can keep it btw]
$c[the bandanna, you mean? i thought joshua gave it to you! isnt it like special to you? i mean, dad bought your dad and jj matching ones, like how he made them matching christmas sweaters for the holiday photos like me and taffy! though me and taffy coordinate outfits a lot anyways, since we have lots of matching hairbows and he’s a good baby about playing dressup with his whole wardrobe of tiny clothes and things i shrink in the washer accidentally because its tricky remembering what settings to use and what can go in there and what cant, so he looks very dashing in tiny sundresses too]
$a[Yeah]
$a[And yeah I mean the bandanna]
$c[oh, but wont you miss it then? i know id be sad if i gave away one of like, my favourite sweaters- dad bought me a whole bunch of fluffy cashmere ones on his last business trip out to like, europe or whatever with father alexander. i ended up staying with tony and anne for awhile, which is cool because theyre like my aunts basically! tony is really good at cooking, she says its nothing more than an applied application of a physical science or something in her bitting, dry sort of sarcastic snark, but she really is a good cook. sometimes i wear them to sleep because the house is really cold when dad’s over- but things have been warming up, so i havent lately! theyre super soft though, you should touch one sometime.]
$a[Uh]
$a[Catie the whole point is that its special to me]
$c[i dont think im really like, following along here amie?? isnt that just more of a reason to keep it close at hand, then?]
$a[I want you to have it]
$a[Because its special to me]
$a[Like you are]
$c[oh!]
$a[<3]
$c[<3]
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